Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Bucket List

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I recently watched The Bucket List (pretty sad, watch it when you're in a happy mood). So I decided to make my own.

Yea, its fairly whimsical and optimistic, but let me have my damn minute of fancy.

1. Live and work in Paris
Just for 6 months or a year or something. Why? Because I am such a sucker for all those romanticized images of Paris with all the mon cheri-ing and baguettes with brie and champagne and picnics at the Champs de Mars. Basically I'd act like a total tourist believing I was blending in with the Parisians--but I'd have fun doing it!

(1.5 Improve my French)

2. Attend high tea at a swanky hotel
...and proceed to make total ass of myself most likely. But doesn't it just sound so cutesy and old timey in the most novel way?

3. Convert a boy to feminism
Like hardcore feminist. Marching with a megaphone at pro-choice rallies and having that "this is what a feminist looks like" t-shirt in 5 colours. It's sexy.

4. Make the world a better place and stuff
Token answer. I'd honestly like to do something meaningful, but jeez, I'm 18, I don't know what yet. Something to do with feminism I'm sure. Stop pressuring me you jackasses.

5. Visit the Galapagos Islands
Yea, I was totally obsessed with them when I was a kid. All with the unique, evolutionist-theory-inspiring wildlife. Any interest I had in science faded in grade 10 when I pretty much discovered I sucked at it. I still want to hang with some Galapagos seals and booby birds though.

6. See the northern lights in person (while stoned)
OK, drugs optional. But does that not just seem like the opportune moment?

So that was more of a "shit to do" list than a "must do before I die" list. But. You know. Yay whimsy. I'm also going to call it a temporary list as I'll probably look back on it in 10 years and think I'm a total nut.

I'd also like to screw Johnny Depp, but the age difference is going to be an issue soon. Sorry, Johnny.

Also: 7. Have more than 2 people comment on a post. Seriously people, I have a hit counter. I see you reading it. Leave a comment already.

1 comment:

akgldga said...

BAGUETTE A LA BIBLIOTHEQUE?

BONSOIR!